Grand Duchess of Ramen
yuki-menoko:

I’m so late late, but I hope you all had a wonderful Valentine’s day, I love mew guys! <3

yuki-menoko:

I’m so late late, but I hope you all had a wonderful Valentine’s day, I love mew guys! <3

solos1s:

富岡二郎
sharoontheraccoontyphoon:

Walmart. What a time to be alive.
Very Sonic, wow, so cool, such speed, blaze it, chillin’ all max, much kickin’.

sharoontheraccoontyphoon:

Walmart. What a time to be alive.

Very Sonic, wow, so cool, such speed, blaze it, chillin’ all max, much kickin’.

canispanthera:

The Experiment by CanisPanthera
kureq:

I like to think there’s something slightly sinister about these new Fairy-type Pokemon. (◡‿◡✿)

kureq:

I like to think there’s something slightly sinister about these new Fairy-type Pokemon. (◡‿◡✿)

kismesister:

do you think wild pokemon dream of evolving, or is it something they come to understand once they bond with their trainers

i mean some evolve in the wild, sure, but do you think the ones that dont stare in awe and wonder why that can’t happen to them

but then a young kid finds them and decides that they should be friends

and that friendship unlocks their true potential and they’re just so happy to have found someone willing to help them achieve their dream

i do

There is no despair so absolute as that which comes with the first moments of our first great sorrow, when we have not yet known what it is to have suffered and be healed, to have despaired and have recovered hope.
George Eliot (via michaellottner)
dead-bot:

Source
prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.